Because it gives me something to do...


18 or lower means you’re not stupid.

[ ] Gum has fallen out of your mouth when you were talking.
[ ] Gum has fallen out of your mouth when you were NOT talking.
[ ] You have run into a glass/screen door.
[ ] You have jumped out of a moving vehicle.
[x] You have thought of something funny and laughed, then people gave you weird looks.
Total = 1

[x] You have run into a tree. (backwards)
[ ] It IS possible to lick your elbow
[ ] You just tried to lick your elbow.
[ ]You never knew that the Alphabet and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star have the same rhythm.
[ ] You just tried to sing them.
[ ] You have tripped on your shoelace and fallen.
[ ] You have choked on your own spit.
[ ] You have seen the the Matrix and still don’t get it.
[ ] You didn’t notice that in the last question “the” was spelled twice
[ ] You just looked at it.
[ ] Your hair is blonde/dirty blonde.
[ ] People have called you slow.
Total = 1
Running Total = 2

[ ] You have accidentally caught something on fire
[ ] You tried to drink out of a straw, but it went into your nose/eyes/cheek.
[ ] You have caught yourself drooling.
[ ] You’ve fallen asleep in class
[ ] If someone says “fart” you laugh.
[ ] You just laughed.
Total = 0
Running Total = 2

[ ] Sometimes you just stop thinking
[ ] You tell a story and forget what you were talking about
[x] People are often shaking their heads and walking away from you
[ ] You are often told to use your “inside voice”.
[ ] You use your fingers to do simple math.
Total = 1
Running Total = 3

[ ] You have eaten a bug.
[ ] You are taking this test when you should be doing something important
[x] You have put your clothes on backwards or inside out, and didn’t realize it (I did eventually)
[x] You’ve looked all over for something and realized it was in your hand or pocket
Total = 2
Running Total = 5

[ ] You sometimes post bulletins because you are scared that what they say will happen to you if you don’t even when you know it won’t happen to you.
[ ] You break a lot of things.
[ ] Your friends know not to use big words around you
[ ] You sometimes tilt your head when you’re confused
[x] You have fallen out of your chair before
[x] When you’re laying in bed, you try to find pictures in the texture of the ceiling (Not stupid, creative!)
Total = 2

Overall Total 7!

I must be smart...